the-wheels-on-the-fucktruck-go:

lifeisamindgameloveisablinddate:

shadowwolf727:

perchu:

alexiantoinette:

perchu:

calypso-oswald:

perchu:

yea-nah:

vio-and-his-tupla:

karetahana:

thisdefineswhoiam:

this just happened on my dash… 

it happend again

How can you hate on cookies though?? Like, in any form?? They’re FUCKING COOKIES BRO!!!

don’t let the anti-moreos guy see this either

wait for it he has sources

hi

 he’s here

hell yeah im here and im ready to whoop your substantially corrupt minds back into fucking place

You’re like 15 dude you ain’t about to whoop anyone’s ass

I have the power of skeleton memes on my side, what do you  have?  tom hiddystan? bendelick mumberdun? doctor when??? yeah

This is literally the most beautiful post on Tumblr

doctor when

bendelick mumberdun

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therealbarbielifts:

swolizard:

lntelligent:

girls masturbate girls grow body hair girls have stretch marks girls get acne girls poop girls burp girls have all normal body functions that men do stop stigmatising all of it im so mad

guys get sad guys can bake guys break down guys want to be held guys cry guys scream into their pillow guys can have a hard time being manly so if you want us to see what you physically do as acceptable don’t mock us for being emotional

I love this

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profesor-reject:

gayyourlifemustbe:

twcflorkin:

steepedtwice:

twcflorkin:

i-sucked-dick-on-accident:

hauntedclitoris:

She’s my new idol

literally me having sex

okay, guys, you know i don;t reblog a whole lot of porn (actual porn, anyway) but just…

what the ACTUAL fuck.

??????????????

I can’t believe I’m reblogging porn, especially straight porn but excuse me 

What  ?

I never reblog porn, but this is comedy genius. Couldn’t stop laughing

worth the reblog

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jaclcfrost:

going to college is great

getting married is great

having children is great

but implying that there’s something wrong with people who don’t want to do those things and that they’ll never feel fulfilled in life if they never do those things is not great

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animechola:

how i wanna die with my true love by my side

animechola:

how i wanna die with my true love by my side

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thegirloflittlewords:


And your eyes are the size of the moon
You could ‘cause you can so you do
We’re feeling so good just the way that we do
When it’s nine in the afternoon

Panic! At the Disco, Nine in the Afternoon

thegirloflittlewords:

And your eyes are the size of the moon

You could ‘cause you can so you do

We’re feeling so good just the way that we do

When it’s nine in the afternoon

Panic! At the Disco, Nine in the Afternoon

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crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

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pieceofmyimagination:

The wheels on the bus go SWAG SWAG SWAG

pieceofmyimagination:

The wheels on the bus go SWAG SWAG SWAG

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